John Oliver suggests a flame thrower
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GrymEdm@lemmy.world 3 months agoTime to start microwaving my lettuce! Or (more reasonably), just keeping it cleaner/fresher than some unfortunate minimum-wage fast-food worker.
cephus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
KillerTofu@lemmy.world 3 months ago
More like allow the migrant workers forced to pick it for sub minimum wage to have clean facilities to use instead of making them just poo in the field.
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Also not watering it with sewage water tends to help
KillerTofu@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Sounds like an unsolvable problem.
GrymEdm@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’re probably right.