Comment on Schools in America apparently have their own army recruiter

• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “How do you feel about killing innocent children in foreign countries?”

  “Eh… I’m fine with that.”

  “Great! Welcome to Nestle!”

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “How do you feel about funding groups of killers to fight proxy wars only to have them turn against us years later in a very long-con kind of scam to steal the natural resources of 9 different countries?”

    …

    “Great! Your first mission is to protect that one warlord who set up a bed in an all-girls school to have sex with them.”

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re going to need to be more specific, and maybe use a more accurate verb.

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      • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s better if I just imply things. The idiots that believed all the propaganda about those wars won’t figure out what I’m talking about.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whoa there. That’s the college job fair. The High School one is, “poverty years collection specialist”.

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