I generally always tip what I feel is generous if I’m able to, because thankfully I just have the luxury of spare change to blow from being a little more frugile these days, watching my spending and all that jazz. But honestly, if I was smart, and truly frugile, I’d be saving that money by not tipping, but also by making a meal at home instead whenever it’s an option. But I’m willing participating in the machinations of the local service economy whenever I order delivery, or go to a restaurant, or do many things that would involve tipping. That said, retail tipping feels kind of weird except for some specialty shops where it’s totally unnecessary but something to consider when you get excellent service.

But fuck all the profiteers behind all the schemes in the service industry that exploit workers by forcing them to rely on tipping, it’s actually fucking bullshit. Wait staff and delivery drivers can get paid as low as $4/hour once they’ve received some balance in tips, when they should probably be getting around $20/hour and up in most cases. It’s actually third world level.

But nah fam what kind $70 meal we talking? If you paying $70 for a steak, a couple drinks and whatever else at an especially nice place, you bet your fucking ass you’ll tip $17.50 if the food and service is worth it, because you’re spending 1-2 hours at that nice restaurant and your service occupies an amount of man-hours that might otherwise not be well compensated. Actually, maybe 25%/$17.50 is a bit much, it really just depends on the meal and the place. I feel like I would do 15% if service was ok, 20% if good, 25% if great but again it’s all about setting.