Nobody tell them that dye makes almost no difference to cloud colour.
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sundray@lemmus.org 8 months ago
No problem, I just need a rocket, 7.2 x 10^48 gallons of blue dye, and ten reliable men.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
sundray@lemmus.org 8 months ago
That’s ok, I’ll just take the rocket and the men, then.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Hey, if you’re just looking for an excuse to voyage into space with ten reliable men, nobody’s going to stop you.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“We need ten painters to train as astronauts.”
“Why not get ten astronauts, then train them to use paint?”
“How about you shut the fuck up instead?”
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
launches into tirade about all the specific details about painting that astronauts wouldn’t know off the top of their heads
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“Literally tell me what a Hohmann transfer is. I’ll give you a full day, you can research, meditate, whatever you want. If after that you can describe it me accurately then maybe we can train you to be an astronaut, you salt of the earth motherfucker.”