But what if you have more dildos than you have orifices? If it’s a suction dildo, yes, it belongs stuck to a window, preferably a ground floor front one, but if it’s not suction or you run out of window space and already have a centerpiece for your kitchen table, then a bookshelf is the next most natural place.
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thorbot@lemmy.world 1 year agoDefinitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
thorbot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Get more orifices, obviously
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Seriously. Pst, they clearly didn’t learn anything from Sponge Bob.
assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At ALL times!