A man takes his Lada back to the dealership and says, “This car is useless! It’ll only get to 80 up that hill.”
“Well that’s not bad,” says the salesman.
“But,” replies the man, “I live at number 93!”
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macrocarpa@lemmy.world 5 months agoLol that was lada where I’m from
What do you call a lada with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow
What do you call a lada with a sunroof? A rubbish bin / trash can
What’s the difference between a lada
There’s a raffle at the bar. First prize, a lada. Second prize, two ladas.
How do you double the value of a lada? Fill it up.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 5 months ago
HollandJim@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You forgot one:
Guy goes to his Lada dealer and says “I want a gas cap for my Lada”. Dealer replies “…that seems like a fair trade.”