Comment on I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

TheDeepState@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You must have seen my OnlyFans

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

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