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Furbag@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Imperator, a member of the patrician class has been accused of slandering your noble family name in the public forum. What shall you do?
A: Crucify him
B: Sacrifice a goat at the great temple of Jupiter and pray for the gods justice to be done
C: Enslave his wife and daughters
D: Do nothing and drink more wine
PugJesus@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
E. Drag him through a long and painful lawsuit accusing him of unspecified inuria, wherein your Syrian lawyer publicly destroys his reputation (ironically inuria itself) and nets you a hefty cash payment for ‘damages’.
… then drink wine bought with his money. 😎