Looks like dude in the orange saw dude proposing and often times proposals come with a fancy expensive ring. Clearly an easy mark. As the orange guy walks up, you can see him pull mace out of his pocket which he then sprays in dudes face at a close range. However, instead of being incapacitated, proposal dude clearly has a strong paradoxical reaction to the mace and becomes the pure embodiment of rage in physical form. This proves to be problematic to the man in orange.
eldoom@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Looks like dude in the orange saw dude proposing and often times proposals come with a fancy expensive ring. Clearly an easy mark. As the orange guy walks up, you can see him pull mace out of his pocket which he then sprays in dudes face at a close range. However, instead of being incapacitated, proposal dude clearly has a strong paradoxical reaction to the mace and becomes the pure embodiment of rage in physical form. This proves to be problematic to the man in orange.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Lmao that’s the understatement of the year
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
If I was proposing to my gf, I would be mad too if I was about to be robbed during our special moment
I would probably die, though. I am not exactly built for fighting
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 1 year ago
She’d kill you after the proposal at the exit of a parking lot.