Everyone dies
Comment on Moderna’s mRNA cancer vaccine works even better than thought
Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 months agoI often go by a place were somebody tagged the wall with something that roughly translates to “Half the vaccinated will die”.
So half will not? Ever?
psud@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Exactly.
Whomever did that tag didn’t think enough to notice they’re implying that the vaccine gives ethernal life to half those who take it.
(It also neatly illustrates how simplifying one’s idea down to a slogan actually increases the chance of ending up implying something else than the idea one wanted to pass)
brsrklf@jlai.lu 10 months ago
The other half becomes vampires, obviously.
Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So, the 5G mind controller chips in it do make sense after all.
PopShark@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s an easy issue to resolve, really. Just install garlic frequency beams to our 5g towers and boom solved the vampire crisis