Comment on Moderna’s mRNA cancer vaccine works even better than thought

• Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I often go by a place were somebody tagged the wall with something that roughly translates to “Half the vaccinated will die”.

  So half will not? Ever?

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  • brsrklf@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The other half becomes vampires, obviously.

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So, the 5G mind controller chips in it do make sense after all.

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      • PopShark@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s an easy issue to resolve, really. Just install garlic frequency beams to our 5g towers and boom solved the vampire crisis

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  • psud@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone dies

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exactly.

      Whomever did that tag didn’t think enough to notice they’re implying that the vaccine gives ethernal life to half those who take it.

      (It also neatly illustrates how simplifying one’s idea down to a slogan actually increases the chance of ending up implying something else than the idea one wanted to pass)

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• Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does that mean I won’t have to go to work anymore or will they find a why to indenture and monetize my corpse?

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Capital zombies. I don’t think I’ve seen that movie done…

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• nepenthes@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Haha, but if we do, they will follow in a gross and painful fashion: In Canada, 83% of the population received at least one dose. I believe we are 39M 40M now (lol, I was sleeping).

  So 3,320,000 gonna keep the electricity going, grow and process food, and perform medical procedures? --Oh wait, all the medical people are dead. Speaking of dead, there aren’t any firemen to dispose of the bodies! Damn, biohazard everywhere. I’m assuming their edjumacashun didn’t be gud, so I’m not hopeful of their prospects for rebuilding, but I suspect rage will take them out before it gets to that point anyways.

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Surelly at least the food problem and the bodies problem can be solved at the same time by resorting to cannibalism?!

    With a bit of luck the vaxxed would drop dead in early Winter, which would help preserve the meat longer.

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• phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well if we wait long enough, they will! See! We were right all along!

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