Does that mean I won’t have to go to work anymore or will they find a why to indenture and monetize my corpse?
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deft@ttrpg.network 10 months agoAny day now those vaxxed will drop dead!!
Got_Bent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Capital zombies. I don’t think I’ve seen that movie done…
nepenthes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Haha, but if we do, they will follow in a gross and painful fashion: In Canada, 83% of the population received at least one dose. I believe we are
39M40M now (lol, I was sleeping).So 3,320,000 gonna keep the electricity going, grow and process food, and perform medical procedures? --Oh wait, all the medical people are dead. Speaking of dead, there aren’t any firemen to dispose of the bodies! Damn, biohazard everywhere. I’m assuming their edjumacashun didn’t be gud, so I’m not hopeful of their prospects for rebuilding, but I suspect rage will take them out before it gets to that point anyways.
Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Surelly at least the food problem and the bodies problem can be solved at the same time by resorting to cannibalism?!
With a bit of luck the vaxxed would drop dead in early Winter, which would help preserve the meat longer.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Well if we wait long enough, they will! See! We were right all along!
Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I often go by a place were somebody tagged the wall with something that roughly translates to “Half the vaccinated will die”.
So half will not? Ever?
brsrklf@jlai.lu 10 months ago
The other half becomes vampires, obviously.
Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So, the 5G mind controller chips in it do make sense after all.
PopShark@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s an easy issue to resolve, really. Just install garlic frequency beams to our 5g towers and boom solved the vampire crisis
psud@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Everyone dies
Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Exactly.
Whomever did that tag didn’t think enough to notice they’re implying that the vaccine gives ethernal life to half those who take it.
(It also neatly illustrates how simplifying one’s idea down to a slogan actually increases the chance of ending up implying something else than the idea one wanted to pass)