Comment on Apple says it will remove services such as FaceTime and iMessage from the UK rather than weaken security if new proposals are made law and acted upon.

• t0lo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My tenets are:

  1. no one will post on lemmy.world without getting prior approval from me
  2. At a minimum every second comment should end in some sort of praise of me
  3. No posting on Thursdays
  4. You accidentally posted something I didn’t like? Tough shit your wife and family are now hostage

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  • PlushySD@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Please take care of my wife and kids. And don’t feed them after midnight

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• t0lo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yes didn’t you get my handout?

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  • marmo7ade@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No. Please upload to lemonparty[dot]com.

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