Comment on NASA has some explaining to do

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• AnonWyo@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But the body of Christ is bread.

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    • AnonWyo@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

      Carbohydrated.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.

        But his blood will make you dehydrated.

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• Sabata11792@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.

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  • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don't ask them about the Jews

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Which country?

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  • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.

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    • AnonWyo@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

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    • CareHare@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):

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• Lifebandit666@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm

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  • BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?

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