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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  True but unfortunately his pants were 2% elastane so he will, in fact, still be going to hell

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s why I never wear pants at all! See?

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  • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kirkland signature stretchy jeans are the GOAT. If I’m going to hell, at least I’ll be wearing comfy pants

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh sht. The cops were the good guys all along. They’re angels sent by God to take us all to heaven 🙏🙏🙏

  /s (I’m going to vomit from having to type that)

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  • SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Truly a big brain move by god

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