Comment on Boycott In-N-Out.
Kethal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
When I visited California, there were a few people who were very excited about sharing the In N Out experience. I like a good hamburger, so I was looking forward to it. It was simultaneously disappointing that it was just McDonald’s with a different name and off putting that its adherents think anything otherwise.
Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh no don’t you start spewing hateful lies about In-N-Out. It isn’t a knockoff McDonald’s, its a double double orgasm in your mouth. it’s so much more than “just a burger.” I mean…that first bite-oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then…a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, dude This is God, speaking to us in food.
basskitten@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Damn straight.
SCB@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TIL In n Out was the best burger in New York City. Should’ve made it easy to find!
Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yep. Can’t believe I caught downvotes for this
Kethal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My first thought was that a lot of people didn’t get your joke, but I got a lot of downvotes for my straightforward comment, so I think you’re getting downvoted by both the people who don’t get the joke and the people who do get the joke, but think that In N Out has a decent burger.