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Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
And lo did he raise his leg unto the heavens. And thus he did swing it over the back of the chair as we must swing our souls over the depths of hell to find a seat at the right hand of Riker. Engage.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
… hits their knee on the chair and is condemned to eternal hell
Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 1 year ago
Or at least for a couple minutes
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Your comment has caused a schism in the planet’s religion and now there is a faction that is building chairs with very high backs preventing individuals from raising their legs over them … the schism is countered by another faction that teaches their followers to learn to do the splits and swing their legs over any chair … this schism is countered again by another faction that lives in rooms with low ceilings and tight spaces to stop anyone from swinging their legs in any direction … this schism is countered again by followers that learn to become contortionists that can swing their legs over any seat in any confined space … this schism is countered by a group that swears off chairs and sitting on anything (they have short life spans as they die early due to deep vein thrombosis)
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
Then there's the ones who sit on...
stools