My wife. And it annoys me because they keep getting onto my side and I need one pillow.
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cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Who tf need 8 pillows of various sizes on their bed?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
DoctorRoxxo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I have 6
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Right? Those pillows could be used to feed the homeless.
Zehzin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Why are you calling me out like this
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 9 months ago
2 head pillows for some people who are restless and would keep moving in the bed, so they don’t miss any pillow zone with their heads. One for hugging. One for spooning them from behind for emotional support. One for crotch support to keep male reproduction organs comfortable by giving a bit of space between legs when sleeping on the side.
Remove one spooning or hugging pillow when having 2 people sleep in the same bed, then multiply the rest. You get 21, and that is the number of pillows you shall have.
Coconut1233@lemmy.world 9 months ago
How did you get 21? 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 is 5 for one person, and even if you remove nine and multiply it by 2, you get 10
Risk@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I think you took that a little too seriously.