Comment on Court rules Gabe Newell must appear in person to testify in Steam anti-trust lawsuit
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 7 months agoI mean the simple response from the lawyer is, “Objection, relevance,” and the question gets tossed out.
I demand accuracy in my jokes, even if it kills them.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
“Objection, relevance?”
“Public interest.”
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Ah, I understand now. [MODIFYING JOKE MATRIX TO ACCOMMODATE NEW INFORMATION]
“Your honor, I need to fire my lawyer.”
“Mr Newell, no competent lawyer in this country would defend you on this point. If you do not answer the question I will hold you in contempt.”
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Bailiff, seize him.”
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
\Half Life 3 drops from his pocket*
“THAT’S NOT MINE”
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 7 months ago
This is how we win
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Lmao this is great