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Comment on The Feds' Vehicle 'Kill Switch' Mandate Is a Gross (and Dangerous) Violation of Privacy | Jon Miltimore

I sure hope I never get injured using my chainsaw out in the forest with no cell service. It’s going to be so awesome bleeding out in a truck that cuts to 5mph max because I’m too busy holding the tourniquet on my leg while I drive. That’s certainly NEVER happened. NEVER happens, to nobody, including my mother.

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qooqie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Wild that’s exactly what happened to one of my professors. He like to log for a side gig (dunno why) and nearly chopped his leg off with his chainsaw and had to hold his leg together while he hauled ass to the hospital.

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- EmoBean@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Yup. Quick slip is all it takes. My mom and plenty of other people have had it happen.
  
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  - EmoBean@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Holy shit, I just realized the true problem! We need to make chainsaws illegal to own, operate, and manufacture. Just look at the statistics. Oh my God, I am the human that figured it out! Make chainsaws illegal!
    
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