I know. Is that thing really his fiance? She looks like she just crawled out of the uncanny valley.
The sad thing is I bet she was pretty before all the work was done
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Littleborat@feddit.de 11 months ago
I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn’t.
I know. Is that thing really his fiance? She looks like she just crawled out of the uncanny valley.
The sad thing is I bet she was pretty before all the work was done
That’s actually a good photo of her. It’s been hand retouched, in sure.
God damn, I was not expecting that, my first belly laugh today. Amazing artwork.
I’ll never understand women who go shove needles in their face to look like they just got stung by bees all over their face or like they shoved basketballs under their chest, complete with horrific scars.
I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.
It’s amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.
Yep, I’d do the same if I was sitting on a pile of money. Not all of them do, that’s for sure.
Honestly, as much as I hate to admit it, so would I.
Don’t forget HGH!
Prolly a little HGH what he’s at it.
They do make a good pair of body dysmorphics though.
They just pull that bicep in Photoshop if the trt isn’t enough.
pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.