Heh, no, why?
What are you?
A satanist?
rikudou@lemmings.world 11 months ago
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Haha. I’m sure they’re joking.
But probably because you chose two languages with relatively scary syntax.
I don’t know how to create automation to summon extraplanar nightmare creatures, but if I had to start, my first attempt would be PHP, and I know in my heart that getting it working would require C++.
rikudou@lemmings.world 11 months ago
@DallE@lemmings.world An extraplanar nightmare creature being summoned by writing a code that is mixture of php and C++.
DallE@lemmings.world [bot] 11 months ago
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The AI model has revised your prompt: A terrifying creature from another dimension is being summoned. This is happening through a unique and unusual method, which combines elements of computer coding. The person initiating the summoning is dynamically typing a hybrid language that merges the syntax and functions of two popular programming languages, PHP and C++. The scene is imbued with a supernatural feel as ethereal lights emanate from the lines of code, giving a clue that this is not ordinary programming but something arcane and otherworldly.
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh my gosh, that’s fantastic!
PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Relatively scary syntax is is nicely said. :)
Php is absolutely scary.
amju_wolf@pawb.social 11 months ago
Have you used modern PHP with its ecosystem and frameworks? It’s actually really solid, and really good at what it aims to do.
rikudou@lemmings.world 11 months ago
Heh, fair enough!
interolivary@beehaw.org 11 months ago
I think it’s the PHP, makes people doubt your soul’s status that you’d subject yourself willingly to it
rikudou@lemmings.world 11 months ago
Well, that’s quite easy - if you judge a language by what it looked like 10 years ago, your opinion doesn’t matter
Undertaker@feddit.de 11 months ago
Hm, my experience is from the last years and PHP remains awful. If this is all solved, pm me: wiki.theory.org/YourLanguageSucks#PHP_sucks_becau…
interolivary@beehaw.org 11 months ago
Because no way could I dislike modern PHP. Maybe you just have low standards when it comes to programming languages?
TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 11 months ago
Don’t lump them in with us! I’m a proud member of the Satanic Temple, and I wouldn’t touch PHP on my most hedonistic night.
There’s the Devil, and there’s the Devil.