Wait, eat meat AND die soon?
That’s what we call a win-win.
Alteon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s easy. Real men only eat meat. If you don’t, your either a female or a soyboy. That’s why my diet is 80% meat and 20% cheese - my anal cavity may be more plugged up than a bear mid-hibernation, and I may die of a coronary before I’m 40 years old, but at least I can say I died a fucking man. An alpha male if you will. Now excuse me, I’ve got a 2lb steak and half a Gouda wheel to to eat so that I can take my 3 shit before I going to bed. No body said that being a real manly man was easy.
DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 11 months ago
You dropped the: /s
Ron Swanson has a much better way of phrasing it, hahaha
From Parks and Recreation.
Delphia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Seriously though, get yourself some psyllium husks and take like quadruple the recommended amount. The fact you put a plant product into your body will be vastly outweighed by the absolutely enormous manly shit you take.
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If just 2 words were switched in your comment, you’d die fucking a man.
So you’re dangerously close to being gay, which is the same as being vegan.
Suck it, soyboy!