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thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Actually, yes. And make it compress and process the PDF real slow-like with a bunch of horrible noises that are frightening to pets.

My intent though is to avoid the inclusion of dead trees in this process, but still create an analog for all the horrible inconveniences of printing on dead trees that my older tech support clients argue are features.

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TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

make it compress and process the PDF real slow-like with a bunch of horrible noises that are frightening to pets.

DOT MATRIX PRINTER NOISES INTENSIFY

OKIDATA POWERS ACTIVATE

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- thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Instructions unclear; reader broke when I tore off the perforated edges; paper accordion gold appears impossible
  
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  - TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Dot Matrix Printer: IT IS ALL PART OF MY CHARM
    
    Now I’m wondering if I could combine the dot matrix printer sound with the sound a 9600 baud Hayes modem makes when someone in the house picks up a phone
    
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brothershamus@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
it really should just be a print process that inevitably fails with an incomprehensible error code or a demand for money.

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- blackluster117@possumpat.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  “PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!”
  
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- thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  A boring dystopia
  
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