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Yeah, well, someone has to keep an eye on security, because you obviously don’t, talking to…* people…* and all.

I got one of those as well. Ain’t nobody stealing anything from my driveway, shed, garden, street, neighbours yard, community hall across the road or the fire department on the corner.

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
To be honest, she’s more interested in murdering small woodland creatures than protecting the house, but she’d probably attack anyone we didn’t invite in.

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- the_third@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  
  small woodland creatures
  
  Well, those are obviously the worst of the lot. One day mine is going to dig through my triple pane living room glass wall cause a squirrel needs some manners teached.
  
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  - FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    We have a dog door, so she doesn’t need to do that. Then she brings her kills inside to show off her prize until we chase her outside with them. Then she stands on the patio and eats half of her kill and leaves the other half for us to clean up.
    
    Evil.
    
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