Comment on HAARP experiments could cause artificial aurora over Alaska this weekend

circuscritic@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

I know they make it sound all scientific, but here is the 18+ ELI5:

They’re going to make a porno by buttfucking the ionosphere lots of electric buttplugs to make it glow all happy and shit.

Then a bunch of science pervs are going to study that porno, to learn how nature can make the ionosphere happy without the use of toys.

It’s called science, bitch.

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