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NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• jonesy@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think the world is finally ready for teabag authentication.

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  • Gordon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First left, then right.

    2FA just took an unexpected turn.

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    • NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “press harder…” “Make sure sack is dry and try again”

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    • OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      2 Family jewels Authentication

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  • otter@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hate this concept and that I’m thinking about it but

    it might improve hygiene in that area for some people

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    • NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No chance… The taint stain wipe industry lobbyists are way to powerful and far to rich to let something like that slide…

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      • jonesy@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Integrate taint stain to further salt the scroteprint against possible sackspoofing attacks.

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