By 2030:
*DISNEY BUYS RIGHTS TO OXYGEN ON PLANET EARTH, WILL BEGIN A $500/MONTH SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE CALLED DISNEY AIR, FOR ANY CUSTOMERS WHO WOULD LIKE TO LIVE ON.
qooqie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This does not look like it’ll end up well for the consumer… can we please get some company busting going on in this current capitalistic hellscape?
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
grue@lemmy.world 11 months ago
AdamHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Either this option or choose the slightly cheaper but riskier life deprivation option of being a Musk Mars Slave. Hopefully the plan of Susan B. Anthony dollar suicide booths will have been fleshed out and running by then.
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
LoL
pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Regulators: No. We’ll happily bust your asses instead.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t actually expect much to change for the consumer end on this one. Comcast had already started moving their content over to Peacock.
Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh no, luxury services that nobody needs at all will make profit because the average consumer will pay for it. Whatever shall we do.
Pipoca@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Disney already owned 66% of Hulu, and has run Hulu for years.
They merged the engineering teams a few years ago. Honestly, separating Hulu from Disney right now would be way harder than turning them into one streaming service.
dontcarebear@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Avast, ya scurvy dog! 'Tis time to set sail!
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Gimme a 🏴☠️! Gimme a 🧲! Gimme a 🌊!
^^^^Gimme ^^^^a ^^^^sketchy ^^^^streaming ^^^^website ^^^^because ^^^^I’m ^^^^afraid ^^^^of ^^^^illegally ^^^^downloading!