By 2030:
*DISNEY BUYS RIGHTS TO OXYGEN ON PLANET EARTH, WILL BEGIN A $500/MONTH SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE CALLED DISNEY AIR, FOR ANY CUSTOMERS WHO WOULD LIKE TO LIVE ON.
qooqie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This does not look like it’ll end up well for the consumer… can we please get some company busting going on in this current capitalistic hellscape?
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
grue@lemmy.world 1 year ago
AdamHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Either this option or choose the slightly cheaper but riskier life deprivation option of being a Musk Mars Slave. Hopefully the plan of Susan B. Anthony dollar suicide booths will have been fleshed out and running by then.
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
LoL
pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Regulators: No. We’ll happily bust your asses instead.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t actually expect much to change for the consumer end on this one. Comcast had already started moving their content over to Peacock.
Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh no, luxury services that nobody needs at all will make profit because the average consumer will pay for it. Whatever shall we do.
Pipoca@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Disney already owned 66% of Hulu, and has run Hulu for years.
They merged the engineering teams a few years ago. Honestly, separating Hulu from Disney right now would be way harder than turning them into one streaming service.
dontcarebear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Avast, ya scurvy dog! 'Tis time to set sail!
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Gimme a 🏴☠️! Gimme a 🧲! Gimme a 🌊!
^^^^Gimme ^^^^a ^^^^sketchy ^^^^streaming ^^^^website ^^^^because ^^^^I’m ^^^^afraid ^^^^of ^^^^illegally ^^^^downloading!