Comment on Microsoft develops ultra durable glass plates that can store several TBs of data for 10000 years

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• reev@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Turns out to be the lewd anthropomorphic creatures drive

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  • noodlejetski@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    fertility ritual

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Furrility Rituals.*

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      • uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Maretility Rituals

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  • WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just petabytes of porn

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• TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Archaeologist in 1005 years: "We have translated the folder names on this glass storage device! The writings within refer to a important man named “Brazzers”, and there is another folder full of his correspondence to his “step sister” and someone named “Milf”.

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  • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The Prime Ejaculator

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• danielbln@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “There is only the true religion of the Void, these heretic artifacts must be destroyed”

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Aliens”

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