Comment on My god.
Gork@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Release the lawyers! Set the litigators to maximum strength! Increase ship velocity to ramming speed!
Comment on My god.
Gork@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Release the lawyers! Set the litigators to maximum strength! Increase ship velocity to ramming speed!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
There’s been a legal breech on decks nine through twelve … we’re losing dozens of filing cabinets of legal documents … on company letterhead!!! … and investigators are boarding the ship!!
catreadingabook@kbin.social 1 year ago
Casualties... 8 crew members subpoenaed, 15 sent to mandatory arbitration. Let's not let their sacrifices be in vain. Ready the counterclaims. Prepare to file!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Lawyers in nice Italian suits marching with expensive brief cases down the corridors … “Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile”
Lawyer gets blasted in the chest with multiple laser fire … falls over … another lawyer takes his place … “Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile”