Maybe the solution for CEOs that take the golden parachute is a literal golden parachute.
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schwim@reddthat.com 11 months ago
pops the golden parachute
“Later, bitches!”
upforitbutnotdownforit@kbin.social 11 months ago
shalafi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Abd what would you propose we do with the board of directors? Ya know, the people actually running the show?
Y’all are suckers. They put out a Judas goat and you eat it up.
Neato@kbin.social 11 months ago
The solution is to tax the rich so a golden parachute mostly goes to the tax payer. Including stock options.
root_beer@midwest.social 11 months ago
They get a rucksack filled with gold bullion, and the only way out of the building is through the window of their corner office.
Skyrmir@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Times are tough, best we can do is lead.
shalafi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“So, board of directors, you can force me to do any dumb thing you want, or fire me for not doing it? Yeah. Imma need an escape shuttle.”
“Fine. We’ll cut you a check for a couple of million if it comes to that. But we’re so smart, it won’t come to that.”
“It came to that.”
“Here’s your check.”
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