My girlfriend accused me of being a pedophile. I said, "Hey, that's a pretty big word for a 10-yr old."
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bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 year ago
Read to your kids. Use big words around them.
KnightontheSun@kbin.social 1 year ago
Peaty@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Bob Saget was funny
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This was funny when Jimmy Carr told it.
Poggervania@kbin.social 1 year ago
Yeah, say things like “Oh how droll, your lexicon and command of the English language is quite lamentable. Perchance your parents taught you little and never thought to embiggen your vernacular?”
Also lmao iPhones don’t recognize that embiggen is an actual dictionary word 😂
Blamemeta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s because it’s from the simpsons.
Poggervania@kbin.social 1 year ago
Actually, no! The Simpsons used the word and was the reason it was actually put into the dictionary, but originally the word was used in a book from some dude in 1884 by the name of C.A. Ward.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ok, but if the Simpsons didn’t get the word from that book and came up with the concept independently, and then popularized it, it’s still valid to say that it came from the Simpsons.
mojo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I use giga huge word sounds hella
narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Your unenlightened vernacular is apparent scoundrel. Face the folly of your simplistic lexicon.