CounterStrike 2 came out last Wednesday. Basically the same game as CSGO but with some quality of life and graphical updates. Might be worth taking a shot at getting back into it.

There’s some platforming but Hollow Knight is an excellent game if you enjoy metroidvania types.

If you have someone to play with you may want to give local couch games a try. I’m ignoring a few of your thematic dislikes because they aren’t really a critical part of most of these games. Games like: Lovers in a dangerous space time Boomerangfu It takes two Untitled goose game (single player is also fun if you enjoy harassing people as a goose) Unravel Duck game Portal 2 (single player is great) Cup head (single player is also great)