Comment on Microsoft Needs So Much Power to Train AI That It's Considering Small Nuclear Reactors

• Abnorc@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “What operating system is that running?”

  “Uh… vista.”

  “We’re all going to die!”

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  • megabite@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If they make it Windows ME then we ARE ALL DEAD!

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  • seyrine@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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• thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  XP is still a solid OS as long as you don’t connect to the internet.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A nuclear reactor connected to the internet sounds like a bad idea.

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    • AttackPanda@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean it’s fine so long as someone remembers to pay the Mcafee bill right???

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      • SkySyrup@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        „Your reactor has been temporarily disabled due to license payment issues. Please consult support@mcaffee.com“

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    • SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not that you’re safe even if it’s not connected to the internet (stuxnet comes to mind)

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    • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not sure why you think it would be connected to the internet.

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