Who? Two Japanese citizens who were protesting on a boat

What? They were protesting the relocation of a US military base in Japan, their country.

What? The two died. The doctors could not do anything.

Where? Off the coast I assume, in the water. Some people are still missing.

Okay but what? What happened? The two jumped willingly into the water? Cruel ocean?

Did the boat sink and that’s why many remain missing?

Did our wonderful men and women shoot the boat and then shot the survivors like fish in a barrel?

Oh, please great Odin ruler of everything there’s to see with the one remaining eye of the laser society deities! Might it be possible to bless us with the missing knowledge of what the heck happened and how? Did they get shot, drowned, dehydrated, chopped, ground, run-over? Anything?

As is, this article is full of incomplete information.