Comment on If we organised highly-publicised world-wide funerals for each animal that goes extinct because of our behaviour, maybe it would help sway people to take environmental issues more seriously

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just waiting for humans to be next. This planet will be so much better when all you assholes are gone. Just me, a capybara, and like 30 cats, all roaming the land, getting into adventures, and exploring anchient abandoned ruins of what used to be society.

  "Ok guys, this is Seattle. Yeah, it’s very rainy, I’m sorry. We’ll keep moving. But if you look in any direction, you’ll see buildings that used to be called starbucks. Well now currency has no value, so bucks aren’t much of a star anymore. Ah well, doesn’t matter. You guys wouldn’t like coffee anyways. Well…not that starbucks ever had actual coffee anyways. It was always vaguely coffee flavored sugar water.

  Meow

  “Yes, yes, I know. We can use this starbucks for shelter now, and get out of the rain, ok? I hear you.”

  Meow

  “What do you mean you’re pregnant??? With who??? Carl??? Really? Carl. You slept with Carl and got pregnant. Ok, fiiiiine, we’ll camp here until you have your babies.

  And Carl? Nice! How’d you manage to swing that deal? Oh. You say cats don’t ask for consent in sexual matters…well, no, I guess that makes sense. Cats having sex always just sounds like screaming and crying. I guess I hadn’t stopped to think it was all rape.”

  “Meow”

  “Yeah, go nuts. Piss and shit all over the place. Not like we’re staying here long.”

  I’d watch that show.

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  • wltr@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is it from The Flow (2024 film)?

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