Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?

Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Patrikvo@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For starters, we don’t know what and whose orifices those have been in.

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  • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well I do, they’re my fingers. And I washed them.

    I’m not taking the gamble of using other peoples fingers.

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    • Una@europe.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I recommend adding dandruff from your hair as seasoning.

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      • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sigh. Another kick in the teeth for us bald folks.

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