Comment on Viral anti-masturbation app exposed sensitive user data

• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Blackmailr? Shoot, sign me up! Intake question 1: Have you ever whacked it on a plane to join the “half-mile-high club?”

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  • AbidanYre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in, and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever you know, away and deboard. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If they never shared the story, how in fuck did Brodie know‽

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Eyewitness testimony.

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      • AbidanYre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I figure he means they all shuffled off the plane looking at the floor. Unless they all kept in touch after beating off together on a plane they have no way to know if anyone told someone else afterwards.

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    • elfharm@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well did he cum or what?

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