I truly doubt you have. But whatever. Let’s assume you’re telling the truth.

I’m sure seeing her at a rally makes you an expert on her, her voting record, and how well she would have done in the presidency. Despite her having a tremendously successful record as secretary of state, and voting largely to the left (Sure, supporting Israel .

So good job using that gut feeling to pick the best candidate. Now we’re at war with Iran and half the fucking world while orange dipshit in chief speedruns undoing 80+ years of American goodwill, thrashes our currency into the shredder, upends the world order that we were on top of to sink us below half the dictator states.

But hey, I’m sure Hillary would have been worse. Good job there sport. You really made the right call and everything. Absolutely no regrets I bet. And if you don’t have any of those, then you’re just another bad actor pretending to give a fuck when you’re secretly cheering on all the inhumane shit happening right now.

God, you’re the worst kind of dipshit. The one that never learns and has a fancy reason for voting like a homicidal maniac, because you can’t ever admit you made a mistake.

No, I think you didn’t vote for Hillary because you actually like Trump and you don’t even have the balls to come right out and say that, so you have to justify it with some flimsy performative shit like you’re doing in here.

You’re just like him. A self centered, egotistical, narcissistic, deadbeat piece of shit room temperature IQ, someone who’s so unwilling to admit they’ve ever made a mistake that they’re broadcasting their insecurities for the whole rest of the world, and everyone around you including us can see that you’re a little man-child hiding all your inadequacies behind some increasingly convoluted hoops you have to keep jumping through just to tell yourself you’re the good guy in your own story.

You know what historians called people who supported Hitler because the other candidate was someone they didn’t like and had some weird gut reaction to because they fell for the propaganda?

Nazis.

History doesn’t give a flying fuck what your reasons are for having supported the Fourth Reich, only that you did.

So fuck off.