Comment on ConcernedApe wins my funny bit of the year award for making Clint a marriage candidate in Stardew Valley's 1.7 update

• GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Abigail is heavily implied to be the wizard and Caroline’s illegitimate lovechild. Caroline would absolutely cuck Pierre again with the farmer and he’d deserve it for being such an annoying dingus.

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  • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pierre would still claim the child is his, just like he does with the crops you sell him.

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  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Abigail is heavily slightly implied

    FTFY

    There’s only one line that could arguably be interpreted that way

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And yet here we are!

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