Comment on I LOVE EATING STIR BARS

• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars.

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  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably.

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  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My guess was backseat of car. Parent has lab supplies back there, including a few 10-pack boxes of these, which also work as an improvised distraction/toy just like rare earth magnets or monkeys in a barrel. Unfortunately they weren’t checking rear view mirror because work it’s stressful, so kid put quite a few down without their knowledge. They didn’t even notice until day 2 migration to large intestine and rectum. This parent is overworked and under-appreciated and I’m so glad I’m not responsible for children.

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• dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious

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