Why aren’t those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

I doubt He’s furious at anyone. He’s too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where ‘christfully’ (note they couldn’t even give the guy’s name a capital ‘C’) is in the Bible.

Also …

How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!