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if only, and stay with me here, if only there was some contraption invented since we last had moats around castle, i don’t know, something that can fly in the air and carry, oh i don’t know, bags of shit over these moats and into the castles, maybe even more of it at the same time like swarms of bees, maybe we could even name it after them like bee, or worker, or drone, or something. that would be something, I tell ya!

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Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Doesn’t sound like any trebuchet I’ve ever heard of. Also plague riddled corpses work better, although they might be hard to come by nowadays.

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- Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  
  plague riddled corpses work better, although they might be hard to come by nowadays.
  
  With RFK Jr in charge of the HHS? Give it a few months and there’ll be plenty.
  
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- Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  I volunteer.
  
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  - gergolippai@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    The hero we need 🤣
    
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  - EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    You’ll pretty much just be a corpse, not sure what You’ll accomplish. Seems a better idea to launch a bomb, or a rock.
    
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    Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Metal canister filled with shit and piss will work just fine too.
    
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- yggstyle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  While we are busy building some older contraptions used in times long past: perhaps might we add an additional favorite of the french revolutionaries?
  
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- Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  That’s called a market opportunity.
  
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