Comment on deez nutz save lives

FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  An unusual reaction to the prospect of having your life saved, but far easier to arrange than other solutions I guess.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is no greater disappointment for me than biting into something without suspecting a thing, and my taste buds then suddenly being assaulted by the vileness dubbed “coconut flavor”.

    In case my remains are consumed by animals or plants, I can’t put them through something I hate so much. I mean, do we even know how long this will make you taste like coconut?!

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is no longer about what you want, we’ll just inject pineapple juice and rum in your other arm and bring you to party down with some vampire hotties.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      but it goes in your blood?

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      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes, and if anything were to eat me, it would have the same experience I have eating a chocolate.bar with coconut in it :(

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you’ve never been somewhere that has fresh coconut you should try it once. For me old brown coconuts in grocery stores, or dried coconut or the fake flavoring in candies etc = disgusting. Fresh coconut is awesome.

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      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If I ever get the chance, I’ll make sure to try!

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• hector@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But with no transfusions you would be a husk of a man by the end.

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• SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m allergic to coconut, so I would.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean so would I, but not from coconut juice in my blood.

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