Yeah, I was thinking that recently when I realized I’ve known

the crazy plot twist in Star Wars

(Luke’s daddy issues)

for as long as I can remember.

I’ve also known

so many iconic characters and scenes

(Yoda, R2D2, Chewbacca, the metalkini, C3PO, when they boop the Death Star etc.)

before I was even old enough to watch the movies, too.

I’m sure they’re cool movies, with lots of cultural relevance, but they’ve been spoiled in every possible way for me, specifically because the older generation loves them so much that they can’t shut up about them.