Comment on I’d rather have a puppy
doug@lemmy.today 2 days ago
“whatever you do, please don’t do what you did to give me my previous sister; sure she loved ponies and talked of ranches, but she also lived in great pain having her spine twisted 180 degrees and only being able to walk backwards. 😔 I still hear her screams in my darkest of dreams”
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 days ago
“and please not another religious sister who will go off and join a mission somewhere, you can do better dad”
doug@lemmy.today 2 days ago
“…mummy? daddy? why ever have you stopped copulating? is it my requests that sully your spark? I have more suggestions on how to proceed.”
“jfc with this girl, I’m never doing anal again”