This is fantastic, thank you <3
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 days ago
No no, your mother died of sadness.
BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HER WITH ANAKIN?!
Damnit, son. I need you to back off the hatred for a minute and think about this logically.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 day ago
TELL THAT TO THE CLONES YOU ALSO ABANDONED!!!
*Deep kshhh pshhhhh* Alright… That’s it… I’m cutting off your hand.