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MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

Bigfoot would like to address your concerns. First of all Bigfoot only met with Hillary Clinton to discuss if America was ready for a cryptid in office and in 2016, America was just not ready.

Since then I have met with representatives from the DNC and it was decided my policies and imagine would be better accepted in a post-Trump Democracy. Bigfoot can promise federally legal marijuana laws and common sense abortion laws that put human females first.

As for Bigfoots US citizenship. I think there was some confusion since my address is a Redwood in the middle of Northern California. But I can assure you I was born here and the woodland creatures can provide evidence of that.

I think this opens up a conversation about recent ICE misconduct. Under my administration, I would rebuild ICE and DHS with stronger policies that would never allow the abuse e see today. After all my best friend Chupacabra immigrated here from Mexico, he has been a fine example for how immigrants can strengthen our economy and communities. Chupacabra went from scuttling amongst rocks and sucking on goats in Mexico to a entrepreneur in America in the real estate and investment sector.

I can promise you Bigfoot will stamp out corruption in 2028.

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