Comment on The Truth Is Out There
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 day agoPeople are saying he met with Hillary Clinton in the woods when she lost in 2016 and he doesn’t have a US birth certificate.
Comment on The Truth Is Out There
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 day agoPeople are saying he met with Hillary Clinton in the woods when she lost in 2016 and he doesn’t have a US birth certificate.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Bigfoot would like to address your concerns. First of all Bigfoot only met with Hillary Clinton to discuss if America was ready for a cryptid in office and in 2016, America was just not ready.
Since then I have met with representatives from the DNC and it was decided my policies and imagine would be better accepted in a post-Trump Democracy. Bigfoot can promise federally legal marijuana laws and common sense abortion laws that put human females first.
As for Bigfoots US citizenship. I think there was some confusion since my address is a Redwood in the middle of Northern California. But I can assure you I was born here and the woodland creatures can provide evidence of that.
I think this opens up a conversation about recent ICE misconduct. Under my administration, I would rebuild ICE and DHS with stronger policies that would never allow the abuse e see today. After all my best friend Chupacabra immigrated here from Mexico, he has been a fine example for how immigrants can strengthen our economy and communities. Chupacabra went from scuttling amongst rocks and sucking on goats in Mexico to a entrepreneur in America in the real estate and investment sector.
I can promise you Bigfoot will stamp out corruption in 2028.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well bigfoot has my vote, though I question his taste in friends.