I’m showing you a line with my hand. Can you recognize it?
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FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoLine expert here. It’s technically not a line. It’s many data points that may seem to look like a line, but it’s not. You see a line is the shortest distance between 2 points. By definition they are straight. This dataset is not a line.
Here’s a list of my credentials:
Certified Linear Affairs Specialist (CLAS) Advanced Parallel Line Coordination Certificate Doctor of Perpendicular Studies International Straight Line Compliance Officer Master of Acute, Obtuse, and Whatever That One Is Certified Angle Management Professional (CAMP) Applied Theoretical Line Engineering
middlemanSI@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have my doubts in your dexterity, however I’ve got a suggestion for a point that you can insert said line.
middlemanSI@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You ARE a line expert. Sorry I doubted you.
Bonifratz@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
I don’t give two shits about your LiNe ExPeRtIsE unless you built at least ten >3 minute tracks in the original Line Rider.
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Brother, I did my dissertation on Line Rider.
Bonifratz@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Hats off to you, then. I see you truly know your lines.
chisel@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Is a line really the shortest distance between two points if I can fold the paper and punch a pencil through it?
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
SHUT UP! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
chisel@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Too late, I already had the first interdimensional handshake.
FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
On my way to space-time 6 now. That’s 3 dimensions of space and 3 dimensions of time. Now I am all.
Klear@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
It’s still the shortest distance between two points, but your example makes “distance” ambiguous, so the answer depends on what definition you end up using.