Comment on I've never been in a situation where me having a gun would have made things bettter.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Okay, but what if my self-esteem is predicated on the knowledge that I could kill anyone at a moment’s notice.
Surely that suppressed libidinal desire to inflict unimaginable pain and suffering on everyone around me is worth something.
fartographer@lemmy.world 4 days ago
You’ve got a good point there… Have you ever considered using your car as a weapon against bicyclists who have indirectly offended you?
It’s incredible that we feel the need to make up monsters for our movies and ghost stories when we’ve got prime examples living amongst us.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Realistic movies scare the shit out of me. Prisoners, Blue Ruin, The Tall Man. True psychos are way scarier than any fucking ghost or demon.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 days ago
A bicyclist’s very existence is offensive. But I consider the .50 mounted on the back of the pickup a more sporting way to handle things. Alternatively, mini-gun mounted from a helicopter, and if anyone asks I’ll just say I was hunting wild hogs.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Motorized bicycles?
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Okay, what I said before but totally unironically for everyone in this picture except Macy.